clapped trim

the state of one's trim or haircut that is absolutely out of control and beyond repair

Yo guys it is your boy clapped trim Niran here

by Divorced Arepa February 24, 2021

clopsexual

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)

Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)

by lwils April 8, 2016

Clopper

n- Sexual Gratification or Erotica involving ponies, specifically ponies seen in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Generally, the person masturbating to pony erotica is considered the Clopper.

The other day, John saw a picture online of Twilight Sparkle with fully developed breasts. John has been a Clopper ever since

by a1staek July 12, 2012

get to the chopper

To Run,Walk, Strut, or jog to a waiting helicopter, to avoid being raped by the predator.

Dutch: lying on the ground after being hit by Predator shoulder cannon, he motions to Asian GirlRun! Get to the chopper!

by Narr June 22, 2006

dick chopper

when you spin your dick around in a circle so fast that it actually lifts you off the ground like a helicopter

my car ran out of gas so i had to use my dick chopper to get to the store

by chris ball lover rickert November 3, 2011

Price chopper

a place where every evil old person in the world goes to mingle and ruin the lives of young adults trying to live off of minimum wage.

"hank, i need to go to Price chopper to get my prune juice and saltines.

by kate December 25, 2004

Clopen

to work a closing workshift, then opening shift the next day. Common in low paying retail jobs with a new schedule every week.

I can't come over after work. I'm assigned to clopen again tonight.

by capitest November 3, 2014