Cloppenburg 

Cloppenburg is the name of a doomsday devise that is currently being created by an ingenious, mad man, whose identity is yet to be specified. The U.S. government is well aware of it's existence and for reasons that are yet to be determined, they are funding this scientific experiment that could cause the end of the world. When the day comes of it's unleashment, people will say the words: Cloppenburg is upon us!" Before their inevitable demise. There is even a religion based on the sole existence of the doomsday and it's maker. They worship the doomsday from day to day, in hope they will be spared by what they believe to be the new god of the modern world.

CLOPPENBURG IS UPON US!

Cloppenburg by HERELIESTRUTH June 22, 2016

Kloppenburg Surprise 

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kloppenburgitus 

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

Kloppenburgitus by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

pulled a Kloppenburg 

Prematurely declaring victory and then suffering a humiliating defeat.

The candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court really pulled a Kloppenburg when she declared victory with a 200 vote lead, but ultimately lost by over 7,300 votes!

pulled a Kloppenburg by SchadenFred May 5, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016