Cloppenburg 

Cloppenburg is the name of a doomsday devise that is currently being created by an ingenious, mad man, whose identity is yet to be specified. The U.S. government is well aware of it's existence and for reasons that are yet to be determined, they are funding this scientific experiment that could cause the end of the world. When the day comes of it's unleashment, people will say the words: Cloppenburg is upon us!" Before their inevitable demise. There is even a religion based on the sole existence of the doomsday and it's maker. They worship the doomsday from day to day, in hope they will be spared by what they believe to be the new god of the modern world.

CLOPPENBURG IS UPON US!

Cloppenburg by HERELIESTRUTH June 22, 2016

Kloppenburg Surprise 

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kloppenburgitus 

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

Kloppenburgitus by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

pulled a Kloppenburg 

Prematurely declaring victory and then suffering a humiliating defeat.

The candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court really pulled a Kloppenburg when she declared victory with a 200 vote lead, but ultimately lost by over 7,300 votes!

pulled a Kloppenburg by SchadenFred May 5, 2011