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Oreo Cockster

One partner shoves his penis into an oreo cakester, while the other partner licks and eats it off, and by the end of the chocolaty goodness, the male gives her his "extra creamy" surprise.
"Yo i gave that bitch an oreo cockster, but she had no idea when the extra creamy surprise was coming...you should have seen the look on her face!
by Chodenocker September 8, 2010
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clockspring

A particularly whirly pube that has detached itself from it's owner only to be deposited in an often unbecoming location such as a desk in the office or the rim of a toilet.
"Marjorie, bring a tissue will you, I've just been out to the kitchen to prepare my lunch and some shitcunt has left a clockspring on the breadboard"

"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
by Bert Mandrake September 16, 2007
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cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests
Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since
by worderamma December 13, 2009
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Chicksters

1. A Female that uses her cleavage as a weapon to get anything they want from a Man; Any Other-Gender that Trick's a Man; a woman that usually has a hidden agenda when it comes to your relationship;

2. A group of women that seem to go all Hater Mode on a women that just showed up being prettier than them.
"Women are Chicksters!"

"Those Chicksters over there looking money hungry."

"Dudes that go to the Bar get Chickster'd"
by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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Cloyster

A nickname for somebody named James. The same way Bill is short for William, Cloyster is short for James.
My son's name is James, but we call him Cloyster for short.
by A.D. Hayes January 28, 2005
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clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.
Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!
by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005
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cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.
Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!
by Jaggo March 21, 2004
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