Clicking hand

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.

It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.

by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009

Cockin'

Used to express approval, excellence, or a high level of awesomeness

Synonyms: Cool, great, awesome

Sam: "Have you seen 'Knocked Up'?"
Cody: "Dude, that movie is cockin'!"

by flashing_lights_with_no_sound September 13, 2012

Chocking

Choking + Cock

When you gag or choke on a penis while performing oral sex.

"Dude, Tiffany was TOTALLY chocking on me yesterday!"
"Seriously?! Gnarly!"

by cocksaint March 2, 2021

cocking

texting while urinating.

Obviously peeing and texting isn't as insidious of a problem as texting and driving, but while cocking you might dribble on your new shoes or pee on the wall.

by mrumo June 16, 2011

clicking the mouse

Term used to express when a female is masterbating

Sara was so horny last night and was all alone, so she started clicking the mouse.

by Tracy January 27, 2004

cocking around

Doing nothing, being unproductive. Very similar to "dicking around", but one is cocking around when he/she is dicking around when he/she is supposed to be doing work or something important.

At my job, I was supposed to be completing the TPS reports, but I was cocking around instead.

by Jake "midg3ts" Herman February 28, 2007

clocking out

To knock out. Hit the sheets. Go to sleep.

Gooby: "Yo daw you coming over to Macki's clib?"
Dolan: "Nah fool. Im clocking out!"

by GoobyGoobs February 1, 2013