clench

adj. - When you have little time to do something; close; difficult.

Not to be confused with what you do to with your ass cheeks to prevent poop from involuntarily exiting.

"We have to be there in 5 minutes, it's gonna be pretty clench."

"I have all day surfing lessons for the next few weeks; my schedule is pretty clench right now."

"The exam had so much on it I barely finished. It was pretty clench."

by poopmasterappleseedbingboi April 28, 2011

Clancy

A Clancy is a boy who is on average aged 14-17 and is very fridgit. A Clancy is afraid to touch his girlfriend/boyfriend because he is worried he'll do the wrong thing or make the situation awkward, however by not touching his girlfriend, he'd only making the situation worse. A Clancy is normally a rather short, wears vans and flanos, lives in England, is a young boy with golden locks and dizzy hair.

girl one: i got a boyfriend!
girl two: HOW EXCITING!
girl one: dont get too excited, he's a clancy!
girl two: *gasp* WHAT A DOUCHE!

by imaridemybikeuntilligethome September 25, 2011

pussy clench

When You are giving it to a girl and she squeezes her lips and it pinches your king dong off

Last night my girl did a pussy clench and we had to go to the hospital to reattach my urethra

by Pussina November 16, 2014

National Butt Clenching Day

For the ones that like to clench. Clench all day long on the 17th of March

Bro nice clench can’t wait for the 17th Because that’s national butt clenching day !

by realdeffr February 27, 2020

Clench Robot

The awful, terrible walk that you during the final steps before a major and unexpected gastrointestinal event. The walk is slow and robot-like, as you must keep your sphincter tightly clenched to avoid disaster. Usually takes place once you've reached your home, or if you are in public the bathroom itself.

"I was speed-walking through the grocery store, and once I found the bathroom my body could sense the imminent relief. I nearly lost it right at the door to the bathroom and had to do the clench robot all the way to the stall."

by Keane Cheese November 17, 2013

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

Orphan Ass Clenchers

When an orphan clenches their ass SO HARD they end up sucking their own no no body part

Those orphans were Orphan Ass Clenchers and they sucked their own dick so hard, it fell off

by NOT An Orphan Ass Clencher January 23, 2021