Clem phlegm

Sperm, spunk, ejaculation, cum, seed, jizz, semen.

(Credit Joe W)

I'd totally clem phlegm over her titties

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Clem

Its a clum, a clump of cum that you usually find in doors. they can also be found as fathers. be careful kids thats not ur dad thats a clump of cum

"I found a *clum* in dad's drawer!"
"thats not our dad thats a clump of cum clem.."

by Kazsuaha March 27, 2022

Griffin Clem

If you ever meet a Griffin Clem then you probably met the only one on earth, he is kinda strange and a MASTER COCK SLINGER, HE LOVES CHARIZARDING AND WILL SLAY YOUR FEEBLE PUSSY WHETHER YOU ACTUALLY HAVE ONE OR NOT!!! I would know (I'm a guy by the way, he is gay)

“YO DUDE, I WAS JUST ‘DONE BY’ GRIFFIN CLEM AND NOW I HAVE MORE THAN 1 HOLE TO POOP OUT OF!!!”

by Smaeul July 11, 2024

Clem

The act of necrophilia, specifically having intercourse with freshly cremated ashes.

Zach was excited to clem Deborah, since she had passed away last week.

by CopenhagenCrush April 12, 2025

clem

(verb/noun) to have a romantic or sexual experience with a good friend

- Why is Sarah looking like she's overthinking over there?
- Oh I think she did a clem this weekend, she's confused
- Wait is she that close to her best friend ???

by jaideconné January 23, 2023

Clem

A native of Limerick City usually male who resides in Limerick and Co.Clare .
Spends their summers in West Clare and talks incessantly about Limerick.
Discovered Hurling in 2018.
Sometimes mistaken for Phonsies.

The Clems have the whole place taken over with their Davis Dusters and playing hurling in the beach.

by anonymous August 15, 2024

pop a clem

When you're low on vitamin C and feisty af so you eat tiny oranges known as clementines. Preventative action against scurvy, especially when you're out to sea.

"Covid19 is spreading quickly, you better pop a clem every couple of hours." "Black Beard's past time was to pop a clem."

by Gladus Tuesday March 25, 2020