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Cement Baby

A term used to describe the first born child of a divorced man and/or woman who remarries. Typically when the new couple comes together they already have children from a previous relationship. Together the new couple will have at least one biological child of their own in order to "cement" the relationship together in an attempt to make them feel more like a legitimate family.
"Great... Mom just married some old guy who already has 5 kids of his own. Well any attention that should have been paid to us kids is now going to go to their cement baby instead. Back burner and emotional scaring... here we come."
by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009
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Cremented

When you're so absolutely ruined from being tired and drunk and every other crashing emotion and can't comprehend anything but the sweet release of death.
Did you see John? he spent all night trying to deal with Jennifer and he became horribly cremented. poor bastard!
by MeefsTheDragon March 8, 2017
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Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.
Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.
by Jblanco October 11, 2019
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cement pond

noun - an inground swimming pool.
entymology: from the Beverly Hillbillies show on tv used the term to describe their swimming pool.
Jethro: Hey Pa! I'm gonna take me a dip in the cement pond!
by Corn Flake October 28, 2006
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cement truck

What many people erroneously call a concrete truck.

"Concrete" is the rocks & gravel with Portland cement as the binding agent; the "cement" itself is made seperately and is composed primarily from limestone, shale, iron ore, clay, and fly ash.

So there's really no such thing as a cement truck, but there are plenty of concrete trucks.
Hey George! Look at that cement truck across the street! The guy fucked up and is pouring wet cement all over the neighbour's lawn!
by Telephony August 9, 2012
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cementedaslur

person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.
by thekid1102 July 6, 2011
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Clemens

Clemens is someone every one knows. Hes connected with everything.
person 1: Hey guuurrrllll
person 2: who da fock are you?
person1: dont worry, I know Clemens
person 2: Ahhh shiiiiii Heyyyyyyyyyyy
by Swankyfucker October 9, 2018
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