Running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck

To run as if your life depended on it. It's pretty self explanatory.

I saw Joe turn the corner with Mike hard on his heels. Joe was running like a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck.

by Luke Treu September 25, 2006

chasing a bobcat

Alternate phrase for “taking a shit”. This phrase is used when in the presence of others or over public communication channels to tell individuals familiar with the phrase that you are currently in the shitter.
Also used as a warning to others that you or somebody else have just takin a shit or that it smells like someone around has shit their pants.

I.e. Conversation over the radio
Jeff: “Tim, what is your 20?”
Tim: “Chasing a bobcat upstairs”

Alternatively,

Tim: “WATCH OUT! There’s a bobcat on the deck!”

by GDI Slayer October 20, 2017

wreck chasing

When a person is going out with the intentions of starting a fight.

I'm not drinking tonight, I'm wreck chasing, gotta stay on point.

by Drake Deniro September 22, 2015

Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.

Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains

(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)

Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!

Train: closes doors, and leaves

by JJthedicktionare April 7, 2021

Rcmp always chasing me

A song by North End Connections

The more the more the more gas that i huff it fuckn makes me insane and then i do these stupid things and have nobody to blame like robbin liqour stores and fuckin punchin old ladies curb stompin whitieys slappin bitches and shakin there babies

Yes im a indian thats right 100 percent cree i hang out downtown in a bus shack always drinkin ov nice fuckin shoes you dont mind if i try them on HOLY SHIT THEY FUCKIN FIT nai boy consider them gone

I put the nate back into native i dont know my own name drunk as a skunk cant even walk an alwasy feelin the same im always pukin cause im hammared passin out on the bench HOLY jesus fuckn god wat is that stench-me

the rcmp always chasing me cause im smelly fuckn native and i cant even see

the rcmp always chasin me cause i beat up my wife with a branch from a tree

rcmp always chasin me cause i stole 6 cases of mr clean

the rcmp always chasin me cause i stink

NAI boyyy

by ben12345654321 December 14, 2008

Chasing Komodo

The tern is generally taken as orgasm through sound alone, without physical stimulious to the Gentialia.

But its orginal meaning was limited to music and the musicans that played it orgasming to their own melodies, riffs and solos.

"Dude, stop playing"
"Why?"
"your guitar solo was to much, i chased Komodo..... now i need to clean my snare drum"

"I can't come out, i'm grounded"
"That sucks...What for?"
"My mam walked as i was chasing komodo to lady gaga"

by SXE phil February 6, 2010

Sausage Casing

Another word used for a condom.

Gary: "hey man, Jess is coming over later, you got a sausage casing i can borrow?"

Matt: "go buy your own, you broke-ass mother fucker!"

by strawberries4lunch November 7, 2010