A black person who can't follow the damn train and is garbage at driving cars and bikes.
Also knows to fly an airplane without going to flight school
Also knows to fly an airplane without going to flight school
by EmoTeen52 August 8, 2019

CJ is a guy that insists on spelling "C.J." in all caps without periods or spaces.
Everyone claims they totally get him yet none describe him consistently nor 100% accurately. He's very outgoing. Like a mirror people see themselves in him but rarely see him. People creep him out when they tell him he "looks like Jesus!" He's usually very kind though he does hate injustice and can get adamant about right vs wrong. A lifelong friend even after people move on or desert him he never stops caring and wishing them the best.
Everyone claims they totally get him yet none describe him consistently nor 100% accurately. He's very outgoing. Like a mirror people see themselves in him but rarely see him. People creep him out when they tell him he "looks like Jesus!" He's usually very kind though he does hate injustice and can get adamant about right vs wrong. A lifelong friend even after people move on or desert him he never stops caring and wishing them the best.
College girl: Wow Jonas must have so many girlfriends! Could I be one??
Guy's bestfriend: He's actually in a committed relationship. Don't misread his kindness. You obviously don't know him. But then Josh is a CJ.
Guy's bestfriend: He's actually in a committed relationship. Don't misread his kindness. You obviously don't know him. But then Josh is a CJ.
by DeiGoiCah November 30, 2018

by Some1 @ the internet December 21, 2019

Short for carl johnson. cj is a gangster and nobody wants to fuck with him. but for some reason he just cant follow the damn train
by mousemaster23 February 29, 2020

by your admirer cj ramos December 26, 2020

by ddd December 23, 2004
