choke out

transitive verb - to castigate, excoriate, to metaphorically ram your cock down someone's throat

dude 1: Dude, Milosh fucked up again.
dude 2: Go choke out Milosh

by some guy 129 December 17, 2008

Choke-Jack

The act of asphyxiating your self while jacking off. Usually done by hanging yourself a few inches off the ground with a belt or a silk tie (no marks).

Term is used as an expression to describe an individual that has grown bored with life and needs everything to be taken to the extreme in order for it to be fun!

As seen on "Nip Tuck"

"My friend got a $2,500 hooker to ruthlessly beat him up, he such a Choke-Jack!"

"Why did you jump off that bridge, you're such a Choke-Jack"

"Chick, I got you all the way back to my place and now you have a headache, such a Choke-Jacking bitch!"

by toastyOO January 24, 2010

Choke a duck

To drop such a large shit that you block a toliet

i going to go choke a duck

by decqaz August 28, 2016

Dustbowls of choke

Is an Eastside San Jose phrase commonly referring to when you purchase bunk or cut dope.

Aye we need to call my connect back. I think this is some of that fat dustbowls of choke stuff that he had last week. It doesn't even blow any smoke out and it just disappeared.

by Adub408 January 21, 2019

choke the chipmunk

(v) to masturbate; to spank the monkey; to beat the meat; to maniputlate one's (male) genitalia for pleasure; to jerk off; to beat off; to rub one out

Wow....after watching Katie get undressed, I feel the urge to go home and choke the chipmunk.

by Bitch-slappin' mofos since 1989 December 5, 2005

Horse choker

Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.

You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.

by aka H R Paperstacks January 9, 2020

choke

Has little or nothing to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime.
Choking is when you had control, and failed to execute.

What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.

It's bigger than that

Michael Jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
Only you know when you choke. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.

by skr0oface August 16, 2010