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Choding

When a man with a chode (a penis that is wider than it is long) begins gooning (a state where the man has edged his penis for such a time that he has lost all cognitive, social and perceptive ability and is fully controlled by his penis and balls. This usually manifests itself with a complete lack of fine motor skills, tongue hanging out, dumb expression on the face, covered in sweat, white as a sheet, slurred speech and communicates only in short grunts, sub audible noises and jerky body movements.)
Choding is exceptionally common in places like retirement homes, low income areas after dark, and college fraternities. Choding stops when the man finally ejaculates, and is no longer controlled by his balls.

When someone is actively choding, the phrases “choded out” or “chode schlopping” can be used.
“Did you see that guy over there in the inside out shirt and the unbuckled jeans? He had to be choding, he was drooling all over the ground!”

“Why is Dustin acting like he just hit his head on a wrecking ball?” “He is choding, he’s been edging his tuna can shaped Cock for the last 3 days and is in a complete choded out state”

“What is Doug doing over there with no clothes on and drooling all over the lawn chair?” “He’s chode schlopping Ronnie, I don’t think it ever stops”
by Lostnationmudflap July 19, 2025
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chudding out

when you lowkey actin hella chuddy (or chud-esque)

this can be for a variety of reasons. whether you're a die-hard chud or an occasional chud, chudding out happens to all of us at some point or another.

chudding out can also refer to bouts of nervousness or moments of insufferability.

derived from word "chud"
sorry for chudding out earlier... i was lowkey geeking over the fine shyt at lei bro...

i know bro she hella fine......

at least i'm not as chuddy as the lei kava chud

true that..
by onsumrealness November 5, 2025
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chudding

When you're a chud and act like one. Mainly focuses on being lazy, jobless and/or a bum.
A: I got my job applications rejected so I guess it's back to chudding
B: My bum ass roommate has been skipping all his classes and chudding in the dorm
by arskimeansdumbass December 26, 2025
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Cape Codding

This is when a woman of the opposite race cancels a date on an African American man because she subconsciously feels that his time is not as valuable, as her races or another.
Hey, we were going to a date but she kept Cape Codding me.
by thetransition April 17, 2025
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