Chadysexual

is a state of extreme homosexuality and a great deal of denial about it. This confusing state is very common in Middle Eastern countries, especially Lebanon, where Chaddy's are expected to wear high cut off jeans and possibly a onesie underneath it.

Why is Chad acting so strange and always looking at Brad Pitt's crotch???

-- Don't worry about that bro, he's a Chadysexual and cannot help it.

by Hired and Fired By The Dutch September 12, 2011

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

team choad

Team choad is a Magical team of Genius individuals who Own all who Oppose them On Xanga.

Don't Fuck with team choad they will Pwn you like a Dirty NOOB.

by Joey April 5, 2005

Choad

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

by AIDZ October 2, 2005

Choada

The little piece of skin between a mans' balls and asshole.

Mikey likes to have his choada nibbled on.

by Jacob Tutu April 26, 2011

choadmonkey

a twit, a moron, a dip.

Bob thinks he's a ladies man, but he's really just a choadmonkey.

by Zoob April 23, 2004

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009