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lotion chimp

A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
I had a morning meeting, so I had my lotion chimp come over and let the electrician in.
by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
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The chimpanzee

When you make a girl sit on her knees and finger herself with both hands whilst sucking you off
Hey did you hear about last night? Brad made his wife, Angelina, do the chimpanzee and now she’s divorcing him and taking all their kids
by Dixieland grandad haver November 23, 2018
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Random Chimp Event

The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising
Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS
by TumbleMr May 22, 2022
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Chimp

Someone who is doing/saying something idiotic or foolish
Jake just said something really dumb, what a chimp
by ThatMasshole September 18, 2018
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Chisps

A Canadian term for chips and crisps.
Mostly used to refer to potato chisps but can also be used for other forms of chips and crisps such as corn chisps, nacho chisps, tortilla chisps, and dorito chisps.

The origin of chisps is a combination of crisps and chips because the Canadians took inspiration from the European term and the American term when creating their own.

Though some Canadians will still refer to chisps as chips, chisps is regarded as the correct term. This error comes from the fact that it says chips on the packaging of most chisps because they come from America where the correct term is in fact chips.
Ben: "Bro can you pass the chisps?"
Alex: "Sure bro, you want the BBQ, plain, salt n vinegar, or dorito chisps?"
Ben: "I'll take the BBQ ones."
Mary: "Oh pass me the salt and vinegar chisps."
by Dracyan December 12, 2021
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Bakersfield chimp

verb. Popularized by The Phil Hendrie Show. The act of ripping someone a new one (or removing an old one) as in the incident where two chimps got loose from their cage at a Bakersfield CA chimp sanctuary and severely attacked a man in front of his wife while visiting an their old pet chimp on his birthday.
If this line doesn't get moving faster, I'm going to go Bakersfield chimp on that grocery clerk.
by smackie August 30, 2005
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chimpout

This is a derogatory term for a bunch of ill-mannered humans who go wild for any reason.
"The mob had a total chimpout after the controversial verdict was announced."
by vtology September 23, 2020
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