canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

chubby chipper

a female who is comfortable with her own 'chubbiness', and always appears to be in a chipper/happy mood.

Betty from HR wasn't her usual chubby chipper self. Someone must have taken the cupcakes out of the break room.

That Laura always has a smile on her face. I am surprised she is so chubby chipper with that big fat ass.

by Willie Doit February 17, 2010

chipper

Fish and Chip shop - NE Scotland

Coming to the chipper? I fancy a poke of chips.

by Greg8891 November 25, 2007

steak n chiper

to have realy wild sex with somone

Steve wanted to steak n chiper !

by H-babelicious June 17, 2008

chirped

verb; means to be excited or hyped up about something.

Person #1: "Dude, I'm so chirped to go to that game tonight."

by wordtomywords March 22, 2011

Chipper Nap

N. Like a dirt nap, chipper nap insinuates that death is imminent based on the victim's introduction to a garden or industrial wood chipping machine. In most cases, this should be considered a homicide, although for a few industrious characters maybe suicide. References the movie Fargo.

In need of quick cash, Garrett decided it was time for his sister to take the big chipper nap.

by Kenzi December 19, 2005

chipper

Somebody who is able to use heroin occasionally, for pleasure, without becoming dependent on it.

Arlo's just a chipper, but those guys he hangs out with are junkies.

by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003