Someone who is obsessed with Chinese culture and believe they should have been born in China.
Wears Hello Kitty Backpack. Drinks bubble tea daily. Greets people with 'nǐ hǎo' instead of hello. Thinks adding 'aiya' or 'xie xie' into English sentences makes them bilingual. Has a Chinese Symbol tattoo that translates to "Egg Sandwich." Owns at least three lucky cats and a paper fan collection. Excited for the Year of the Insert animal name. Watches C-dramas but skips the subtitles because 'they’re basically fluent now'. Thinks pandas are a personality trait. Will correct your pronunciation of 'bao' and 'feng shui' mid-sentence.
A fictional dog used for examples when describing something, often as a replacement for C in ABC. May also be seen alongside dogs Alutia and Balto, which replace A and B respectively.
Physics Quiz: A sled is being pulled by three dogs and accelerates at a rate of 6 m/s. If Alutia pulls with 5 newtons of force, Balto pulls with 7 newtons of force, and the sled weighs 9 kilograms, how many newtons of force are pulled by Big Silly Chinook?