mobile chicane

a car that drives so slow in a race that it just slows the other cars as they have to pass by it and doesn't really compete. In a race, it usually ends several laps behind the winner. See Minardi.

The Minardi cars ended the race 4 laps behind Fernado Alonso.

Multiplayer race winner: That n00b was 5 laps behind me!
Other driver: Yeah, he was just a mobile chicane. Slowing us down!

by Captain Sham September 6, 2005

fire hydrant chic

Haute couture of the canine fashion icon.

FYI, fire hydrant chic is Gigi’s bottom line concern when you bring home the next “super cute” but highly embarrassing freak-wear costume from Petco or PetSmart.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

one hit Chicago

When smoking and passing around marijuana in a circle, if one takes a hit and keeps the smoke inhaled until one receives the marijuana again, this act is known as a one hit Chicago. There is no significance with regard to referencing the city of Chicago. The actual term originates from Philadelphia, PA. There is also a closely related "smoking game" by the same name.

John likes to one hit Chicago at parties or when he has sour deez. His high record for one hitting Chicago is nine people in the group. He almost one hit Chicagoed with a group of eleven people, but someone made him laugh before the guy next to him could take a hit.

by Philly PA, son April 23, 2009

chicago nigga

Usually darkskin and some of the most savage niggas out there

Teacher: what is an example of pure savagery?
Student: a Chicago nigga?

by Skip Lou May 15, 2015

Chicago Steamship

the act in which two or more individuals overpower another helpless individual so that one attacker may pull down his or her pants, spread his or her buttocks over the victim's face, and flatulate and/or defecate in the said face, often leading to asphyxiation of the victim

Melissa rounded the corner, going about her business, but as she did, she was helplessly attacked by Christian and Keith, who proceeded to pin her down and exchange roles in a perfectly executed Chicago Steamship. This, as do many Chicago Steamships, led to hospitalization.

by Harold Fitz October 31, 2009

Chicago

Truly one of the greatest cities in the entire nation. With a total population exceeding 2.9 million inside the city limits alone, multiple cultures and ethnicities, cool-sounding urban, midwestern nasal accents (see ear candy), a rich history, tons of museums, theaters, arcades, the Brookfield Zoo; the best pizza outside of New York City, and probably one of the best city skylines in the United States, Chicago has something to offer to everyone. It is a higher standard of a metropolis that all other American cities strive to be like(and many of them have succeeded in that: see Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Detroit, Atlanta, DC, Denver, Omaha, and Seattle.

Chicago is the ultimate economic, cultural, educational, business, entertainment, industrial, and population center of the Midwest.

by Republican Warrior March 29, 2005

Chicago Typewriter

n. A Thompson submachine gun, as used by Prohibition-era gangsters. So-named because the sound of a Tommy being fired in the distance resembled the sound of typing on a typewriter, and because the weapon was in popular use throughout south-side Chicago in Al Capone's day.

Vinnie always wrote his enemies on a Chicago typewriter.

by Carl Willis August 25, 2004