Cheffed

When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.

Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!

James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.

by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023

cheefer challenge

A challenge for only the strongest of stoners. Gather 4-6 people and buy the cheapest cart you can find, and pick a movie. Pass the brand new cart around the group and take turns taking blinkers. The goal is to empty the cart before the movie ends or before the entire group enters a weed coma.

Guy 1: Hey dude, you want to do a cheefer challenge this weekend? You can pick the movie.

Guy 2: No way dude, I got absolutely obliterated last time.

by Zelefant July 23, 2024

Chifferow

Southern euphemism meaning, "F*ck someone silly". Mispronunciation of Chifferobe.

Cite. To Kill a Mockingbird.

She gave me a nickel to bust up her chifferow.

by Bear07666 January 16, 2024

Cheefer

Those kids in the back of your math class that are from the hood and always high af.

Those cheefers be high af

by Cheefer2560 January 25, 2024

cheffed

stabbed

bro got cheffed by remorse

by remorseo8 June 15, 2024

monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.

John is a right monkey-chuffer!

by Urban Bob October 6, 2008

palmy chaffer

pronounced: palm-e ch-a-fer

Slang for a masturbating.

1. when someone has a overly callused hand.

2. when one is a obsessively yanking the crank.

3. name for a douche/smart ass.

"He's been in there for awhile..."

"Yeah, what do you expect?

"Hurry the hell up Palmy Chaffer!"

by stabthehole October 2, 2011