cheers kev

Used when somebody tells a really boring and/or pointless story, or a terrible joke. It's a sarcastic response originating from the Matt Edmondson show on BBC Radio 1.

Person 1: ...and that's how I found out I had more knives than forks.

Person 2: cheers kev.

by MyDogIsAWhore July 19, 2016

Cheershaming

It is a type of shaming that is applied by others when you dont make eye contact while you are raising glasses.

I am always cheershamed by german people.

No, i didnt make eye contact while cheering, now i will have bad sex for six years because of cheershaming

by egemengurallar January 1, 2022

A CHEEVES

A person who is basically packing a small genatalia that under reqular average.

(Girl) He was totally packing a cheeves, couldnt feel a thing.

by ynknown niqga April 12, 2015

holy ravioli cheesesus christ

like jesus christ but made out of cheese

he does gooda things for the Penicillium people

-man1- you gots the monke drip drip

-man 2- holy ravioli cheesesus christ of marrys asshole

by monke drip boi January 19, 2022

Cheesestick

When you fingerbang a girl after eating a large bag of Cheetos.

I cheesesticked this girl that I met a party last night.

by RTC78 December 5, 2010

Philly cheesesteak

When a man is pounding an asian girls pussy that has beef curtains that resemble the beef in a traditional phillycheesesteak. The man then ejaculates into the girls pussy making it look like white american cheese is oozing out, thus resembleing a philly cheesesteak.

Alex: Hey man I heard you were with Matt's wife last night?
James: Ya man it was great, I gave her a philly cheesesteak to take home with her. She loved it! When Matt went down on her later that night he questioned what it was but she told him it was vaginal discharge. The fool ate all of it.

by SaitamaBagoo December 14, 2022

Cheesestick

A guy with a small penis, about as wide as a cheesestick, thus the name. Also has horrible technique, often described as "*Jab*jab*jab*".

Woman 1: OMG, tell me everything!
Woman 2: He was a total cheesestick. I could barely feel anything except a stabbing feeling.
Woman 1:...You have my deepest sympathies.

by JonnyTrump August 23, 2009