Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.

Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!

by Themowingman July 6, 2020

crusty cheeseburger

1. A woman who doesn't bathe or clean her pussy.

2. The white residue left on the inside of a girl's pants when she doesn't wear underwear.

3. A mixture of dried urine and vaginal secretions left on a girl's underwear or pants.

1. Dude, that blonde, grungy singer in The Crow looks like a crusty cheeseburger.

2. My girlfriend keep wearing the same pants over and over again, now they have a crusty cheeseburger in them.

by Random Facter April 1, 2011

Have a cheeseburger

Means just chill out , calm down .

Could also be like a I don't care attitude

Example 1:
John: Dude you forgot my shoes !!!?!

Cameron: My bad dude ill bring them tomorrow , have a cheeseburger ...

Example 2 :
John: I won all the science fairs so far !

Cameron: Have a cheeseburger ..

by Zexonlamez August 1, 2011

cheezburgered

said of a communication so riddled with lolspeak, it's almost unintelligible.

New Msg: "oh hai thar, boo. wez can has cyut kitteh?"

"What? That text was so cheezburgered up, I couldn't make sense of it."

by deejessicajane August 11, 2009

Cheeseburger Titties

When a girl has huge boobies and shes horrifically obese. The only reason she has those big boobies because she eats a ton of food.

Bro 1 : Dude, I banged Shirley last night!
Bros 2: That huge she beast has Cheeseburger titties, you filthy bastard!

by Dildo stuffer October 1, 2017

cheeseburger man

A strange title you can achieve. Usually used to talk about people who only eat fast food.

You're a stupid cheeseburger man

by CrazeWay January 31, 2018

Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger

A burger from Jack-in-the-box which contains a constipatingly large amount of cheese, 2 meat patties and of course, bacon, mayo, mustard and ketchup. No tomato or lettuce to speak of. This burger is most commonly consumed by the HOMOSAPIEN BAKEDUS, a nocturnally-feeding animal. Consumption almost always ends up with regret the following day.

Damn dude. Charlie ate that entire Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger. He's gonna shit himself in his sleep.

by Moke October 27, 2006