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Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.
Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022
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like a chainsaw to my sack

A phrase vocalized when in a situation of extreme disappointment
Bro, that's like a chainsaw to my sack
by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020
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Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.
"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"
by Josh22 January 19, 2009
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fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.
"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."
by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008
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The Chainsaw

Dancing move used mostly while dancing to fast electronic music, where the dancer slightly leans in and pretends he pulls the activating cord of a chainsaw (the dance move obviously refers to old, gas-activated chainsaws). Also known as "The Lawnmower" for obvious reasons. A perfect example can be found here:

watch?v=REKtfD5_ts4 (in youtube)
Dude, check it out! Ollie is doing the Chainsaw! He is so high!
by Crazygoat826 May 25, 2008
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Tiawana Chainsaw

The act of shoving a whole strand of anal beads in a female, or males ass, and ripping them all out at once in a chainsaw motion.
'I gave Sally a Tiawana Chainsaw the other night and shit flew everywhere.'
by iRaN AuScHwItZx April 21, 2010
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chainsaw

what you use to cut off someones head and other body parts.
Jesse, where's my chainsaw? I need to cut this bitch up and get rid of the evidence.
by wackoo April 21, 2007
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