Cement Mixer 

When you cum and poo in a girls mouth, then she mixes it around like a cement mixer

If you give a girl a cement mixer, theres something wrong with you.

Cement Mixer by m0rph3us October 13, 2004

Cement merchant 

A person who has a reputation for getting, or who has actually gotten, their ass kicked in almost every physical altercation they have ever been in, "cement merchant" being indicative of someone who gets knocked down to the ground a lot, and who loses more fights than he/she wins.

"I wouldn't pay that dude running his mouth at you like he's Mr. Tough Guy any mind...he's actually a real cement merchant and probably isn't worth your time."

Cement merchant by Kirk Bradford Myers November 11, 2008

Cement Mixer 

When a man has alot of drugs, sometimes another man owes him an amount of money. The drug owner lays facedown on a cement slab, any sidewalk or neighbors driveway will do, and pulls his weiner and ball sac through his legs backwards, at this point the cement mixer becomes a gay bj all weird and shit out in some dudes front yard...yea its pretty fucked up

Hey buddy, i'll give you a cement mixer for a ten sack of that good shit!

Cement Mixer by Gotthebag March 10, 2009

cement mixer 

A fat woman who is built like a cement mixer.

Tanya is hot, but her girl friend is a real cement mixer.

cement mixer by JTKBIZ March 9, 2008

cement mixer 

When a girl is giving you head and she puts your sac in her mouth and rolls it around.

This chic gave me the cement mixer last night

cement mixer by big papa pump July 26, 2004

cement mixer 

when you stick your cock in an arse and move it round and round until they start too fart (lots)

o god my cock stinks like farts, i shouldnt of done the cement mixer on them.

cement mixer by ccclark the boy September 22, 2009

Cement Mixers 

The thing that all real men want.

The "Are you a real man?" test:

Question 1)
Do you want a cement mixer?
Answer:
YES!

Bonus Question for those who got full marks, to seperate the men from the boys: Why do you want a cement mixer?
Most manly answer: Don't know... I just do (or words to that effect)
Acceptable answers: Anything that doesn't involve mixing of cement
Least manly answer: Mixing cement

Every now & again you meet an uber-man who has a cement mixer...

Girls, always take this test into account when picking a boyfriend.

Uber-man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No...
Girl: *starting to realise she's made a mistake*
Guy: I ALREADY GOT ONE!!!

Real man:
Girl: So, Do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Yeah!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Don't know... would be cool!

Failed man:
Girl: So, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: No... wtf...
(DUMPED)

Sorry excuse for a man:
Female dragon: So, Kwisli, do you want a cement mixer?
Guy: Noo!!! I don't need a cement mixer, I can mix cement by hand!!
(DUMPED AND CHAR-GRILLED)

(For some reason I have to include the word CEMENT MIXERS in my example)

Cement Mixers by Jai NobeZ October 31, 2008