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Calostrophy

Sam and Courtney’s love
I love you a calostrophy
by Calostraphy May 7, 2021
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catastrophic malfunction

In the gun world a catastrophic malfunction is characterized as a gun malfunction where it's destroyed/severely damaged usually from it exploding. Malfunctions like these easily can cause injury or even death to the user.
A catastrophic malfunction is not good considering a bunch of metal can be flying in your face.
by OhioStateHater December 1, 2021
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Catasstrophy

Similar pronunciation like 'catastrophe'. But different meaning. Catasstrophy means getting a trophy for the most clean and nice looking cat ass.
Bob: Yo bro, what tf is the shiny golden thing there that looks like a cat's butthole?

Bro: Oh that's the catasstrophy i got.
by user0690 November 20, 2022
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CatassTrophy

When your snob cat struts away giving you a long anal shot.
You, "Here kitty".

Cat, "Enjoy this", walks away giving a final shot of CatassTrophy.
by MimiNam June 15, 2023
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CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE

A CONDITION THAT LONELY MEN AND WOMEN HAVE AFTER HAVING BEEN DUMPED BY THEIR MATES, WITH NO HOPE OF LOVING OR BEING LOVED; A FEELING OF LOVELESSNESS; A LONGING TO HOLD YOUR FUTURE MATE IN YOUR ARMS, ONLY TO REALIZE THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN.
JOHN DOE HAD A **CATASTROPHIC EMOTIONAL APOCALYPSE** AFTER BEING DUMPED BY **THE MAN OF HIS LIFE!!**
by relsyrhc susej June 21, 2023
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down catastrophic

Our lives are down catastrophic
by lexiandannie October 7, 2022
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narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder

A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.
Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .

Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).
by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021
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