castraticon

A way of texting that you're going to castrate someone.

Alternative formattings:

-----/ 3

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄

1.) Semi-Seriously, Seriously

You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D

2. Playfully

A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!

B (Female): 8/ ======D

A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!

B: CHOOOPSIE!!!

by EarlOfEmoji November 7, 2013

catspiration

The inspiration one receives when writing music for an upcoming album recording while watching cat videos on YouTube

My cd is going to be dope! I had a lot of catspiration for this one!

by Totally Legit May 3, 2015

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

Catastuation

Combination of catastrophe and situation. Typically used to emphasize the severity of your mental health.

Did you hear that? We're about to have a catastuation up in here.

by G Mizzan August 1, 2021

Matstration

A general Frustration created by a lack of options to attain Material Wealth/Goods in life, gaming or both.

Forms - adj. Matstrated, v. Matstrate

I feel deep matstration over the lack of material resources in my community.

by HemlockGunner March 20, 2022

castroation

"oh no, ive been castroised!"
*horrible sounds occur*
"I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition."

Castroation: The act of becoming a communist dictator of cuba from 1959-2008.

by User-230 June 2, 2022

Catsurbation

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024