catching a beat

(v) male masturbation; beating off, jacking off

"I was catching a beat yesterday and my mom totally caught me."

by RoraApple April 20, 2009

catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

catching rain

When a sexual partner sticks their tongue out to collect your semen during ejaculation

Mallory was catching rain after she sucked me dry

by LondonD July 10, 2016

catching a pleed

Trying to avoid something, or keep silent

Before Jimmy had his seed, he said his pull out game was crazy but now he catching a pleed.

by Lil Jimmy 1234 January 28, 2017

catching a z

Meaning going to sleep or sleeping

Sam " Hey man, where have you been?"

Jack " Sorry man I was catching a z"

by vapenaysh1666 August 2, 2017

Catching Momentum

A phrase that can be said that can be used as an excuse in any situation no matter how big or small.

Conspiracy Theorist: Bush why did you blow up the twin towers??

Bush: Catching momentum.

by Catching_Momentum May 29, 2018

Catching Pineapples

Opposite of 'low hanging fruit' in management speak, intentionally dealing with the difficult/awkward stuff first

I've been busy catching pineapples all day Jon!

by Jonny Pineapple catcher October 27, 2019