snatch casket

A wretched succubus vagina so vile, that if encountered will leave one shriveled and riddled with regret.

The chick I hooked up with last night ended up being so haggered and nasty that her "snatch casket" might of given me something.

by Puddle guppy March 08, 2014

Pooh Casket

When someone you hate dies and homeless people shit on his/her grave.

Man look at that grave with all of that pooh on it.

Oh yeah, that's a pooh casket someone must have hated that person.

by Master of None September 03, 2013

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 07, 2016

casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch

"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."

by fartbootypenis April 29, 2021

Purple Casket

the act of enforcing one's authority on a subordinate, especially one of lesser confidence; to smack a bitch

Shaniqua was acting up so I laid her out in a purple casket.

by Barnes N. Obel May 26, 2011

Hawaiian beef casket

A very valuable type of casket that the Hawaiians still use to this day to bury their emperors and Pharaohs. yes the casket is made of real 100% beef.

karen will be buried in a hawaiian beef casket

by Tablecloth_wanker March 24, 2020

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 06, 2017