casket ratchet

A bitch who is so ratchet, she climbed out of a casket. Most likely carrier of stds, AIDS, or zombie plague.

Why do you gotta fuck with that casket ratchet. Now your dick is going to fall off.

by wandering drifter January 31, 2014

snatch casket

A wretched succubus vagina so vile, that if encountered will leave one shriveled and riddled with regret.

The chick I hooked up with last night ended up being so haggered and nasty that her "snatch casket" might of given me something.

by Puddle guppy March 20, 2014

british casket

Fucking a girl in a bath tub and punching her in the face so she gets the "London Look"

Took a girl home from the pub and gave her a british casket

by Testicle Porn December 6, 2016

Parmesan casket

When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.

Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.

by xavitupai February 4, 2019

rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.

Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 April 21, 2018

Close your casket

Southern slang for "shut your mouth"

You better close your casket! (After talking back, etc.) Almost like "I brought you in this world I can take you out", as southern parents like to say.

by AOL17 May 6, 2017

Venezuelan Casket

ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy

My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket

by Soft Homoerectus October 30, 2017