Canuck

Anyone of Canadian decent who enjoys listening to and playing Chuck Mangione songs.

Every morning at 8 A.M Tommy and his Canuck pals start their day by facing east and playing Feels so Good on their trumpets.

by Chaz May 8, 2016

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 29, 2014

Canuck

Short for Canadian Fuck.

All that Canuck did was talk shit about how his maple syrup was better than mine.

by Skeetskeet13 November 10, 2019

The Leaky Canuck

When you're playing hockey and you get a really good goal and you leak a little.

"The goal was so good, he became the leaky canuck!"

by litorish January 21, 2021

canuck

A portmanteau of the words "Canada" and "cuck" used to described the average Canadian person.

"Steve, a typical canuck, apologized profusely after he got stabbed by an Indian immigrant who took his job and family doctor"

by pepe8293741908237 July 28, 2023

Crazy Canuck

A Canadian version of a degenerate. Typically retarded at hockey and just play beer league hockey to practice their lumber-jack skills.

Most people say Canadians are nice…not a crazy Canuck.

Those Crazy Canuck’s are a bunch of degenerates, and they’re shit at hockey too. They’re can’t beat their wives so they take out their anger on other teams.

by Art Vandelay69 April 14, 2022

Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)

A condition where you act American, think Western, vote Conservative, feel betrayed by Ottawa… and then whisper, “But I’m a real Canadian” while polishing your rifle next to a maple leaf flag and a framed copy of the Charter.

"He’s got a lifted truck, a ‘Don’t Tread on Me’ bumper sticker, won’t shut up about Wexit, but still cries over Tim Hortons commercials — textbook Confederate Canuck Complex (CCC)."

by tin dysprosium May 16, 2025