The month when you give up drinking alcohol and replace it with cannabis because you are a caring loving person who cares about the the mental health effects on your friends and family when you stop drinking.
I'm giving up drinking for January but dont worry I am doing Cannabis Januais, Happy Cannabis Januais everyone!
by thebeerdd February 2, 2025
Get the Cannabis Januaismug. The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.
Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!
Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.
1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.
1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
by MR333U555 September 6, 2023
Get the Cannabis Capitalismmug. If cannabis was as deadly as the media wants you to believe, Willie Nelson wouldn't have lived to half the age he is now.
Legalize cannabis
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 20, 2024
Get the Cannabismug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025
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by ProfessorPipeDreamz November 10, 2025
Get the Cannabis Curatormug. Employing the same dynamics of Dutch Courage, but more subtler to spot on the surface, your friend is a clumsy idiot when sober, but thinks he is an instant yogi, mystic and guru, after only three drags of what he thinks is "instant brain cells" or "enlightenment" or "pure intelligence" or "creativity" rolled into one...but chases all the beautiful women away and attracts all the miserable single mothers and lonely but fatal strippers and pretty, but predatory prostitutes and users, because he has a boyish insecurity or complex or ego and weed simply magnifies that for him at the cost of everyone around him.
Random Victim: "Your friend is really smart."
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."
Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."
Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."
Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
Me: "Yeah he is a damn good Socrates when he is high, but a real Peter Griffin when he is not."
Random Victim: "What" or "Wut" or "Wah" or "Woot."
Me: "Its Cannabis Courage, that is all that is."
Random Victim (RV): "I don't know what you are on about"(UK) or "...aboot"(CAN) or "WTF"(US)...proceeds to befriend my friend for sometime in hopes some of that enlightenment dust rubbing off on him...6 months later Random Victim is paranoid schizophrenic that thinks the US Government is after him because he "knows too much" about Babylon.
by Dr. Great Guy July 22, 2019
Get the Cannabis Couragemug. by rratmann May 23, 2020
Get the cannabis virginmug.