Camel Toemance

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.

God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!

by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020

camelbow

The opposite side of your weenis.

You have a fat camelbow

by TopFlop March 26, 2023

burnin' the camel

smoking cigarettes

I saw James burnin' the camel yesterday

by Helenea June 16, 2010

pack the camel

Pound the pussy.

She is so hot, I'd totally pack the camel.

by The Rev NG8 June 22, 2016

SALTY CAMEL

When you take a dump that is so massive some of it sticks up out of the water.

I ate two bags of Fritos last night and blasted a salty camel this morning.

by Meathand May 18, 2006

camel toe slide

A form of sex without penentration. The man lies on his back the woman stradels her man and grinds herself back and forth along the mans erect penis having one lip of her vagina on either side of the mans shaft.

"I didn't have any condoms so she gave me a camel toe slide instead!"

by Footlong September 11, 2005

Camel lights

The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.

Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?

Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.

by DXMan997 June 8, 2015