Cankles

When a person is so fat, there is no physical distinction of where their calfs end, and their ankles start.

"Whoa! She's a big girl!"

"Yeah, a knee length skirt is not a good idea. Look at those cankles"

by Ricky Simpson November 27, 2007

cankles

the most atractive lower leg a person can have, basically they are the shit

Moris couldnt get enough of his girlfriend's cankles, they were just that hot

by YsteB August 14, 2006

cankles

On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.

"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."

by Ryan P October 4, 2005

cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

candlestick

The third party. The friend always together with the couple.

Brian and Jenny are so cute together, they went out on a date at a very nice restaurant. Lauren went with them, she is such a candlestick!

by lalalili October 24, 2007

Blowing out the candles

The act of spreading dollar bills on your palms and blowing them onto a dancer while she is on her back or hands and knees.

Going to the titty club and blowing out the candles on a strippers stomach up to her tits.

by Trailer Daddy February 18, 2010

cankles

someones ankles that are so fat that they are just as big as thier calves. Calves blending right in with the ankles.

see anyperson's obese ankles in person.

by suzy que February 28, 2005