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anal canal pal

Hi, my name is Bob, and this is my anal canal pal, Mark!
anal canal pal by redblade77 July 4, 2008

Eerie Canal 

Nickname of some locals in Upstate New York for the Erie Canal, when referring to spooky occurrences or apparitions in the area.
There was another ghost sighting last night at the Eerie Canal!

Mexican Root Canal 

Getting a girl to deepthroat you after anal intercourse. The more shit on your dick there is, the more Mexican it becomes.
He told his girlfriend he cleaned himself up after putting it in her pooper. Little did she know she was signing up for a Mexican root canal.
Mexican Root Canal by Rule_34 February 4, 2009

Birth canal road rash 

A newborn baby whose face looks like it suffered from severe road rash when in reality it's just a potential side effect from a natural birth.
That baby definitely has birth canal road rash!

Suez Canal Crisis 

When an exceptionally dry and rough piece of poop gets lodged sideways in your rectum, constipating you for several days. This can be made exceptionally worse with the buildup of the runs / Taco Bell liquid shit attempting to vacate your butthole and causing a massive backpressure.

The only acceptable solution is to manually dig to dislodge the sideways piece with your fingers, or have a small team of your family and friends help with the excavation process.
I ate so much fast food last weekend at 3 am that I've got a Suez Canal Crisis on my hands. Nearly popped a blood vessel pushing on it. I'm going to have to go digging to clear the obstruction. Where's my poop knife?
Suez Canal Crisis by thewalex March 31, 2021

Root canal 

A way to fix a cracked tooth
A type of treatment/tooth surgery
I think my teeth cracked gonna have to go to the dentist and get a root canal
Root canal by Slowpro June 20, 2021