A baby back bitch with a small dick. Probably plays baseball but has a huge ego. Calvin's are on average pretty small and skinny brown hair brown eyes. Calvin's when they get a girlfriend they ditch their friends for her and leave his friends behind.
by Bigvock04 February 13, 2017
Get the Calvinmug. The most unintelligent, small-penis, ugly motherfucker with a godawful taint (it smells like spoiled cauliflower) who has mommy and daddy issues and cries himself to sleep every night (just kidding he has severe insomnia, very dark circles under his eyes, and foams at the mouth, making him look like a rabid raccoon most of the time).
Chris: "God, I just stepped on my roommate's dried up, crusty contact lens."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
Andrew: "That's disgusting. He's such a Calvin."
by hungcollegedude September 20, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. by Fat.Retard September 3, 2017
Get the Calvinmug. Worst guy you'll ever meet. He bullies, manipulates, lies, cheats and doesn't give a shit about you.
by A Depressed Mess December 29, 2016
Get the Calvinmug. A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
by Big daddy diego April 21, 2017
Get the Calvinmug. He is so sexy, many girls are so attracted to him that he can sometimes be annoyed. He is really buff and strong and not to mention really wealthy. He works out and has an 8 pack. He will always be loved by everyone, he is also a good best friend who cares about others
by 12345#$&#$& August 29, 2019
Get the Calvinmug.