umbrella cafe

a hotdog stand or cart.

"Let's take the new intern out for lunch, somewhere real fancy like the umbrella cafe, for a tube steak."

by RJDeMarx January 30, 2007

Y cafe

When you go down on a girl, you're eating at the Y cafe' because her legs form a Y.

Last night when I went down on my girlfriend I ate at the Y cafe.

by Tiffany. July 19, 2006

Floppa's Cafe

demented. everyone here sucks. i actually hate them all. why does this place exist.

i hope Floppa's Cafe burns to the ground in the most gruesome way possible.

by timidThatcher March 15, 2021

Dogwater cafe

Almost a bar, far from a cafe. For bad food and company, this is the place to go. Managed by a glorified bouncer and his puppet.

"We treat you like the dog you are!"


its true!

by Bill in the back April 29, 2005

Doujin cafe

The most epic doujin music server on discord.

DudeA: Hey, are you in doujin cafe?
DudeB: Yeah man, it's epic!

by anon0087 January 17, 2022

Covid Cafe

An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.

Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020

e2 cafe

Now a cesspool of normies, unoriginal content creators, and cafe kindergartens, the e2 cafe is a miniforum on a game called 'transformice.' Its spark first lighted in 2015, where funny and original shitposts dwelled the cafe. Now, it is full of oversensitive fucks who either say something unfunny and unoriginal, or point out that something you said was unfunny.

Fuck the e2 cafe.

Hey bro have you ever been on the e2 cafe

"What's that?"

h

by crazyfurpiss November 27, 2017