crunchy

Adjective. Like a cracker is easy to break, used to describe a person who is easily pissed off

You’re being pretty crunchy today, who crapped in your cornflakes?

by kar_nich November 2, 2017

Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass

Ewww that bitch is crunchy!

by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017

Crunchy

Adjective

1. To have texture
2. To have been done sloppily

When a queen doesn't properly glue down her eyebrows leaving a textured, hairy mess.

"Her eyebrows are looking crunchy."

by TheSAMEparts January 23, 2018

crunchy

a stronger form of cringey

When you're about to give someone a hug and they offer you their hand instead.
That's super crunchyyy!!

by jamilitamili January 28, 2018

Crunchy

Another word for salty/mad.

You trash
You sound crunchy.

by BasicAsses May 27, 2018

Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny

Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy

by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018

Crunchy

a person who makes their own granola, typically vegan, tree-hugger, hangs out at locally owned coffee shop, shops at thrift stores

My crunchy co-op cashier recommended a great kombucha

by DiscoLemonade1976 June 18, 2018