Turd buttering

The act of a woman searching weird shit in urban dictionary

Dude, that chick was totally just turd buttering

by BreadBreadington September 13, 2017

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

Buttgina

An operation performed by Buttgina surgeons which creates a single passageway between butt and vagina!

Danny: I wish i could slam my girlfriend in the ass and watch my cock come out her vagina.

Alex: Well my friend, she needs a buttgina!

by Jarmeister November 28, 2011

buttgina

when a womans is so fat, that her fupa covers her vagina. therefore creating the illusion that her vagina has actually migrated to her backside, located underneath her rear end. it is usually noticable when she is wearing sweatpants

f, " good grief, that woman has absolutly no business wearing a pair of pants like that. what on earth is that cleft of fat hanging off the bottom of her butt?"

me, "that my friend is a buttgina!"

by kittiemudd November 19, 2010

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants.

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Buttering My Biscuit

Pouring melted butter on your asshole while masturbating.

Bro, I was beating my meat last night, but I couldnt get it off till I started buttering my biscuit.

by ToxicDruid June 29, 2019

buttgrinch

A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.

Exterior Roomate: "Dude, you've been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. Are you alive?"

Interior Roomate: "Sorry, dude, but I've got, like, this buttgrinch that fuk'n hates me right now. I believe it may be of Mexican origin the likes of "Taco Bell fire sauce".

Exterior Roomate: "Condolences, bro. He can be a mean one, that buttgrinch..."

by UncleGrind April 11, 2009