Burked it

When an accident prone or klutzy individual spills something, makes a mess, or causes themselves mild pain or injury.

He really burked it when he spilled coffee all over his cubicle wall.

Or

You dropped your drinking bird on the floor, and now there's a blue stain. You really burked it.

by Oatmeal Afficianado August 15, 2011

Bused

When you are on a plane in first class, while being interrogated by Gary Busey .

I was on a flight yesterday, and I got bused hard.

by that one guy without a face October 6, 2015

burked

It is a term in a video game when a player me-lee's when he or she doesn't mean to.

Chris and Sean are taking turns playing COD
Chris:Why the fuck did you knife when there was no one there
Sean:Sorry Chris I burked again

by burkey mcburkeburke November 6, 2010

Burged Out

To fuck up, or fail at naturally occurring situations that the Common Joe would have to go out of their way to ruin.

To be terrible at everything.

To fail at every possible level, even existing.

"So we were in the middle of having sex and I shat on her bed, I really Burged Out."

"After taking a piss, I forgot to put my dick away. Burged!"

"Did you guys hear about Dan? He broke his back trying to suck his own dick! Man, he has been Burging Out a lot lately."

by Client 09 October 10, 2008

buried penis

When the pannis, or pear shaped gut, obscures the penis.

He can't see his own dick because his gut is too big. He has a case of buried penis.

by gsmack April 24, 2014

Burned

Like without an oven mitt

Oooo you just got burned!

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019

burfed

defeated by a wide margin and in embarrassing fashion, usually in a sports game or other competition

The Dallas Stars got burfed in St. Louis again tonight, 7-1 this time.

by BluesFan44 February 26, 2011