burritolingus

Noun. Means, eating a burrito with the mouth.

Dude, let's go to Tijuana and engage in unprotected burritolingus!

by Lovely Librarian November 26, 2007

burrito slap

the act of taking your dirty dong and slapping your partner across the face.

Damn, did you see that bruise on Artie's face? She must have gotten the burrito slap last night.

by Schmidtdog September 7, 2007

burrito sleeve

What Steve Harvey calls a condom, as evident from what he has said on Family Feud.

Steve: We surveyed 100 people, what do you want your man to wear when your feeling sexy?
Contestant: A condom?
Steve: Burrito sleeve it is!

Mrs. Harvey: Damn Steve, put yo damn burrito sleeve on.

by Missing Waldo September 27, 2017

Burrito belly

The feeling of satiety, a full stomach, and usually great pleasure following the ingestion of a large, heavy burrito. Associated symptoms may include abdominal discomfort, flatulence, and food coma as a result of overindulgence.

I had lunch at Chipotle and now I have major burrito belly, argh.

by JRC313 October 19, 2010

fetish burrito

When a girl has so many different sexual fetish qualities and desires that will appeal to many.

Dude, she's a bi-sexual red-head that's into spanking and leather. She's a fetish burrito.

by robdilla December 15, 2011

Burrito Punch

When you drink too much or get food poisoning and simultaneously poop and vomit, similar to the action you might see if a person punched a burrito (Re-fried Beans, etc popping out of both ends).

Daniel got wasted last night and burrito punched all over the bathroom... Now I have to clean up the toilet and the sink.

Man that roller-coaster made me so dizzy I feel like I am going to burrito punch.

by FrankyJimbo September 25, 2011

burrito eater

Someone who has stepped away from their controller in an online mutiplayer videogame, presumably because they have the munchies and they're warming up a microwave burrito instead of assisting their team.

"Hurry to the other team's spawn point guys, they have three burrito eaters!" or "Oh no, that guy on our team stopped moving, he must be a burrito eater."

by Sloth King November 16, 2011