A buchie is your partner in crime... aka bad ass best friend;) they will do anything for you, and they love and care for you. Usually people need buchies to cure themselves from sadness and anger. And if you have a true bad ass friend they can do just that! -Original creators of the word buchie- Olivia Humphrey and Jenevieve Day (The best buchies the world will ever see) ❤️
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A Benchie is an individual who lives in a hermit like fashion curled up in their bed most of the day listening to J. Cole and wearing Nunn Bush and trench coats. Benchies are complete benchwarmers, however, that does not mean they are nonathletic or bad, they just love the bench and how warm their fat ass can make it. Most Benchies cannot be seen together and must be secret in their activities. They must completely cover themselves in clothing, even when showering. Typical shower attire includes jeans and an over sized rug used as a towel. Benchies receive their name from the exact likeness they share with the midget from the popular film Benchwarmers. Benchies past-times include building peanut butter sculptures in their room shaped like taradactyls and other dinosaurs. Benchies absolutely love peanut butter and usually enjoy spreading all over themselves as well as Ennie's hamburger patty nipples. Despite popular belief, calling someone a Benchie is actually not bullying, in fact they love being called Benchies because it is a title in which they have practiced many years and earned. Besides one day Benchies will be your boss.
"I saw a Benchie on my way to class today, he was squatting over the drain trying to relieve himself of a very large turd that got busted up in his rectum from the night before during his late night rendezvous with Turdbusting Jeff. Wow... what a Benchie."
"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"
"I just benchied that drain so hard I think I laid a brown playdough creamer"
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Get the Bonchie mug.A brunchie is a group of Yuppy mothers who has her friends over for brunch after thier kids Saturday morning soccer game. All 60 of their " close friends's " park their Town and Country mommie vans all the way down the street. They proceed to Kiss and hug each other in the driveway forgetting they saw each other 5 minutes ago at the soccer game. The Kids names are Typically named Beckem, Flynn or Leif.
My Neighbor next door has all her Brunchie friends hogging the street with thier Town and Countries!
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