Bob the builder uses drugs so he thinks that construction vehicles are talking to him plus he wants to fuck Wendy but he has AIDS
Bob the builder: Wendy I have a large boner so can you grope my hard rope
Wendy:bob you retard I fucking hate your fucking shitty ass family and you sniff gas plus you watch Barney porn were the theme song is "I fuck you, you fuck me, we are all a gay family" and you want shrek to visit you so he can do you know what!
Wendy:bob you retard I fucking hate your fucking shitty ass family and you sniff gas plus you watch Barney porn were the theme song is "I fuck you, you fuck me, we are all a gay family" and you want shrek to visit you so he can do you know what!
by The Gaylord down the street March 27, 2016

by dietaeyong October 21, 2018

by BobsTheBuilderr June 9, 2018

by Pinewood Builders June 3, 2019

A peace maker, an arbitrator.
The bridge builder helps each opposing side to understand the positions of the other and tries to reconcile differences in a way fair to all.
by Luddz June 5, 2015

by MK'chenko July 6, 2006

Place your knob inside a vice, make small but painful paper cuts along the head.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.
Douse salt water all over it whilst twisting the vice making it tighter.
by Burntbattenberg August 17, 2020
