brownberry

brownberry (v) – to send a message, via Blackberry wireless device, from the crapper. A practice highly frowned upon in civilized societies.

(v) Wasn't Fred in the bathroom? He must have brownberried me.

(n) I just came from the bathroom, and someone in the stall was sending a brownberry.

by Sid Nation February 11, 2006

brownball

When a man takes a shit and wipes forward (instead of backwards) and gets shit on his balls.

Something smells..FUCK! I think I have brownball...

by Yo Momma Sucks January 12, 2008

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

by lovekraft September 5, 2009

Brownbebe

A brown girl that tends to look very hideous on the exterior, yet is dangerously sexy on the interior. She is very spicy.

Damn I bet she's a brownbebe!

by Girlsdon'twannagetlumps August 16, 2012

Brownback

When a person smears Santorum on another person's back after anal sex.

"Hold still, I'm not finished brownbacking yet!"

by Kama Sutra Scholar February 16, 2015

Brownback

Noun: a man's anal cavern that has been smeared with feces after receiving anal sex.

Verb: to rub feces off of one's penis between the other man's butt cheeks and around his anus from which it was originally located.

Rick decided to give Sam a brownback after their session of passionate love making. While rubbing his cock in between Sam's buttcheeks, Rick felt santorum slowly begin leaking onto his shit covered, semi erect penis.

by Brownbacker420 July 6, 2015

brownberry

When one shits and poop sticks to their ass hairs, ultimately growing some brownberries.

Person 1: Fuuuuck, I pulled down my pants and found a ripe brownberry in my boxers.
Person 2: Dude be more thorough when you wipe.

by Cingo October 31, 2019