Bronsoning

While watching any film in the Death Wish series you close your hand into a fist extending your index finger straight out and arching your thumb upwards so your hand resembles a gun. In this position you insert the mock barrel (index finger) into the vagina or anus and then you make sounds like you are firing a gun.

I was bronsoning my girlfriend's ass while we watched Death Wish II.

by Bronson Wishes August 17, 2019

Bronson

Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil

*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh

by Nobody is a Bitch December 19, 2019

Bronson

Slang term for Cocaine linked to the actor Charles Bronson and cocaine's nickname Charlie.

"Sell us a few gram of Bronson eh?"

by Theorum September 28, 2007

Bronson

BRONSON -noun
1. An icy cold beer
2. Frothwagon, Cold one, Product, Cerveza

Bronsons can come in cans, cups, bottles, mugs, funnels, pitchers, pints, cases, and troughs

"Hey Johnson, grab me a Bronson"

by skalomenos October 8, 2007

Bronson

Slang term for a cigarette

"Anyone down for smokin a Bronson right quick?"

by Dick Slammin June 8, 2009

Bronson

A reference to Charles Bronson's movie "Death Wish". Used to convey doing something that's either going to seriously hurt you bad or send you the way of the dinosaurs.

"Man, You've got a major bronson... a serious death wish!".

by Jstah December 17, 2003

bronson arroyo

A Starting pitcher for the Boston Red Sox. Wicked Hott. He also has a CD coming out.

"Bronson pitched a really good game last night."
"Do you know when Arroyo's CD is coming out?"

by Olivia April 22, 2005