One who gains ample amount of weight and blames it on anything other than being somewhat of a scoffer. Our dear Britney Spears who cannot blame gaining weight on pregnancy... no baby is that heavy!
Girl #1 "Did you hear about Britney Spears says she has put on three stone in two years because she has been pregnant?"
Girl #2 "Whatever!! She's well doing a Britney!"
Britney-esk comment example (likely to be heard in general girl chit chat and whatnot):
"Im only gaining weight because i have an allergy to running."
Girl #2 "Whatever!! She's well doing a Britney!"
Britney-esk comment example (likely to be heard in general girl chit chat and whatnot):
"Im only gaining weight because i have an allergy to running."
by Kateage September 18, 2006

yet another term for vagina, albeit the riskiest, most-modern, globally accepted word for the meat curtains.
Bro: Hey babe, sorry for pounding your Britney so hard last night - hope you can walk??
Chick: All good Romeo! Just keep bringing the heat and don't worry about my cooter at all - she can take the slamming.
Chick: All good Romeo! Just keep bringing the heat and don't worry about my cooter at all - she can take the slamming.
by Smeernobs September 3, 2021

by Just Gm's April 5, 2017

Britney is short asfk ... she cute ... she’s the realist you will ever have .. she don’t give a fuck if you talking bout her cause y’all hoes mad
by Smilehoe August 24, 2019

by ally98 October 25, 2007

by Pussy meister November 29, 2007
