Birthday Privileges

Birthday privileges are decreed as the following:

1. The birthdayee does NOT pay for drinks, food, movies, lap dances or anything other expense in exchange for money. Everything is to be paid for my external involve parties in or out of celebration for the birthdayee. (This does not include car insurance, medical bills and the like.)

2. The period of privileges last no more then the 24 hours of the day that the birthday resides. For example, 12:00 AM to 11:59 PM on March 8 in the year 2010 is definitively one period of birthday privilege.

3. The option to be chauffeured and not to operate a motor vehicle for the duration of the period of privilege due to possible substance intoxications and other externalities exists at the birthdayee's discretion.

4. The course of events that unfold throught the period of privilege are completely at the discretion of the birthdayee.

"Can you get that for me"?
"Why? you have money."
"Birthday privileges bro!"

"Meet us there?"
"Pick me up!"
"why?"
"Birthday privileges..."

by Steventon March 8, 2010

birthday wig

The visible hair when a female is in her birthday suit.

Hey man, check out your mom's birthday wig. I'd wear that to the next late-night social function!

by My Crotch2009 February 5, 2009

birthday suit

one's bare skin (from the fact that a person would not have any clothes on the minute they were born)

I found it embarrassing for them to see me in my birthday suit.

by Light Joker August 3, 2005

Birthday Brothers

Two people that were born on the same day. They do not have to be blood relatives.

Paul and Scott were both born on June 30, therefore they are birthday brothers.

by stupidass5000 June 29, 2008

Birthday Minute

When the time of day matches the month and day of your birth. Usually when the time is shown on television.

Look, it's my birthday minute.

by toypit June 16, 2016

Birthday suit

Basically naked , the way one is born , defined by renowned spokesmen M o h a k C

I feel really comfortable roaming around home in my birthday Suit.

by fragger123 December 7, 2017

Birthday

The day on which your mother, through excruciating pain and agony, pushed you out of her vagina and gave birth.

It isn't your birthday, it's your mom's.

by JBurton31 April 14, 2010