breading

To tell a lie which is very unbelievable and keep insisting that it is true.

Example 1
Zoe: I jumped a basketball fence when i was six, because three dogs bigger than twilight were chasing me.
Chi: Mad! Mad! Mad!

BEHIND ZOE'S BACK...

Chi: Zoe has been feeding me a hell of bread lately.
Ore: Guy! His breads are sweet.
Chi: I swear guy! He should stop breading.

by Orenzyie February 8, 2018

breads

When someone has dreads, but they are balding as well. This invariably leads to a poor cosmetic outcome, the wearer usually looks like a washed up hippie yoga instructor.

Andy: Did you see Mike? I haven't seen him in a while, his dreads have really started turning into breads. It looks horrid.

Pok: Ouch-at some point, you gotta let go of Jamacia, and say hello to middle age.

by schmuckaneers August 25, 2009

breaded

Between blackout drunk and needing to go to the hospital.
To be so intoxicated that the person looking after you gives you bread to sober up.

Breaded (prank):
To place a slice of bread and trash can next to someone sleeping (drunk or not) and take a picture.

Bro, I'm going to get breaded tonight.

by Cof Cub February 23, 2013

Bread

It makes you fat.

Bread makes you fat!?!!

by whattttttt? May 7, 2011

Bread

Bread. Literally bread.

I like bread

by Crabdul December 30, 2018

Bread

A delicious food which is also used as a name

Zane: Wade! That girl, Bread? She really like you!
Wade: Zane, you're a idiot. Bread is a type of food.

by There's Wade, Zane, and Gage April 21, 2018

Bread

A word also known as cash, clout or marijuana.

Lets get this bread!!!

and a 1 and a 2
Lets get this motherfucking bread

by rainbowdash35 January 21, 2019