braces

A dental applicance worn for 2 - 6 years glued onto your teeth by an orthodontist. Usually associated with more annoying or painful appliances, such as elastics, retainers, etc. You can't eat your favorite foods, they cut your mouth after a while, and hurt when tightened. They are overpriced, and the only advantage is that your teeth are straighter... Until you stop wearing the retainer they give you, which makes you have not straight teeth anymore >:(

Me: Yay I get my braces off today!
Orthodontist: Okay, now you have to wear this retainer all day
Me: God dammit

by FormerWearerOfBraces January 22, 2009

nigger brained

when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin

damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

Brace Burn

Brace burn accures when a hot bitch with braces goes down on you and ends up giving your dick an indian burn with her braces.

(Friend) Yo man, why you walkin' funny?

(You) That damn bitch Emily gave me brace burn! It hurts like a son of a bitch!

by MC Reynolds September 6, 2006

Ana and Mia bracelets

Bracelets that are constant reminders of your goal. Ana bracelets and red beaded bracelets worn on the left wrist as a reminder not to eat. Pro-Mia bracelets are worn on the right wrist, they are blue or purple and beaded as well.

Ana: Did you see her bracelet?
Mia: Yea she was totally a supporter.
Ana: Maybe she's a victim.
Mia: Either way, those are ana and mia bracelets.

by Mia Gee December 2, 2013

Brainer

The act of using your brain to make a decision.

It was a brainer to watch SourceFed.

by Not Joe Bereta April 24, 2013

Brace Yourself

Phrase used when something unbelievable wonderful is about to happen to someone else or even to yourself and without this warning the person's heart might stop -- at least for a moment!"

"Brace yourself, you're about to get the ride of your life!"

by Lucas Watzenrode September 6, 2018

braces

Medieval Torture Devices that prevent you from both eating properly and speaking.

We gave him braces for 2 years. That should teach him not to steal.

by matchewg April 18, 2006