stand-in boyfriend

noun

A male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of "boyfriend" until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.

The stand-in bf is kept around for the amusement and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn't get lonely.

The female will often spew phrases such as "I love you" and "I love my boyfriend", though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.

See also: stand-in girlfriend

Dude 1: Check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. She's way out of his league!
Dude 2: Yea he's definitely a stand-in boyfriend, I'm gonna go talk to her.

by borderlinegenius November 18, 2013

National Boyfriend Day

Just suck his dick yo.

"what'd you get your man for National Boyfriend Day?"
"I just sucked his dick yo"

by A_A_Ron85 April 29, 2020

Battery Operated Boyfriend

When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.

Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol

by TheDiamondGhast September 16, 2016

ex boyfriend

a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.

a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?

by randomlybored January 11, 2009

Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

by Chelsealane June 11, 2008

boyfriend drop

Subtly adding the fact that you have a boyfriend into the conversation in order to deter anyone who is potentially interested. The first time this happens is the boyfriend drop. Also can be used in describing this event by the other person who was interested.

Related to girlfriend drop.

Harvey: 'She boyfriend dropped in our last conversation but I'm still interested.'

by The New Musicologist October 31, 2007

boyfriendectomy

The process of successfully moving in on a hot girl who currently has a boyfriend. This process can take anywhere from one night to several months of diligent work (i.e. being a "sympathetic ear" regarding her problems with said boyfriend).

Eileen complained a lot about the guy she had been dating for a year, so I decided it was time to perform a boyfriendectomy.

by CraigC July 24, 2008