Perfect Boyfriend

the guy which you love so much you think of him when you see his favourite colour, hear his favourite song, taste his most hated food, touch the hand of someone you wish was his and dream about being together every night.

Brody, you're the definition of a perfect boyfriend and I love you so much it kinda hurts.

by bf522 August 14, 2016

Good boyfriend

A good boy friend would show you that he cares. And will complement you and make you blush. Also when you two are texting he will send you cute messages that give you butterflies. And when you're feeling down he will do his best to make everything right. And will tease you in a fun way. And will joke around with you. And come up with a cute bot slightly anoing nickname. Your boyfriend will do all of this if he is doing it right.

Kaitlyn: hey Jack.
Jack: hey prinsses u look beautiful to day.
Kaitlyn: (blushes) Awww thanks. (Thinks I have such a good boyfriend)

by Coda.s561 May 10, 2017

schrödinger's boyfriend

He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrödinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 May 11, 2016

The Boyfriend Chair

When boyfriends go shopping with their girlfriend eventually he will have to sit in The Boyfriend Chair.
The chair by the changing rooms where the boy will sit, waiting for their girlfriend to come out with many tried on clothes.
It's one of the most boring things you will ever go through

P.S. This experience doesn't only aply to boyfriends

"I took Suzzie out shoping sunday and I had to sit in The Boyfriend Chair for three fricking hours!"

by Rosemarie ventiroso September 27, 2007

asshole boyfriend

A boyfriend who likes his friends more than you, hardly calls you and sees you twice a week on average.

Sorry I missed your call, my phone was off or in my car or I was out with my friends or playing video games (aka I'm an Asshole Boyfriend who sucks majorly)

by 1977misfits May 23, 2009

Boffum

“Both of them!”

“Would you like vanilla or chocolate ice cream?” “Gimme boffum!”

by deenado November 13, 2018

Boyfriend Free

A single female, who has no relationship with a man. Coined by the internet celebrity weirdo Chris Chan now known as Christina Chan. If you’re reading this definition, 98% of the women you find attractive aren’t boyfriend free.

Person 1: “Alexis is so cute and she loves anime and games and is 21 like me”
Person 2: “Umm dude, you know she’s in a relationship with Steve.”
Person 1: “Aww man, she’s not boyfriend free!”

by MCknight90 May 27, 2020