Soft Bone

A semi-erect Penis. Typically unable to achieve a raging hard on. Usually hard enough for a wank or receiving oral but unable to penetrate.

Too much booze last night gave me the soft bone so she just blew me and a nut buttered her tonsils.

by Dick Onchin August 26, 2020

Bohner Scale

A scale to determine the hotness of a girl. Derived from the slang "boner" which was changed to bohner as an twist on the accents of people.

In the Bohner Scale, 120 is the hottest a girl can get. This means 120000 red blood cells per centimeter of dick tissue
60 is average
0-30 is BAD
negative numbers are so fucking bad, they make all the blood cells zoom out of your dick. the girl has to be HELLLAAA unbelievably ugly

person 1- " DAYUMMMMM Bob! look at that girl, shes definitely a 120 on the Bohner Scale"

person 2- "oh yeahhhh! she made my bohner shoot straight up man.

by coolkid10 April 24, 2009

Chris Barnes

Chris Barnes is an American death metal vocalist. He gained fame as the original singer for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse. He is known for very low guttural vocals and extremely gory and violent lyrics. He recorded four albums with Cannibal Corpse ('Eaten Back to Life', 'Butchered at Birth', 'Tomb of the Mutilated', and 'The Bleeding') before leaving the band in 1995 to commit to his other band Six Feet Under. He's responsible for setting the bar for what the modern death metal vocalist sounds like (low grunting, screaming, high screeching). In 1994, he and the other members of Cannibal Corpse made a brief cameo appearance in the movie 'Ace Ventura: Pet Detective' playing the song "Hammer Smashed Face".

Fan 1: Dude Chris Barnes was better in CC!

Fan 2: No he's better in SFU!

Fan 1: CC!

Fan 2: SFU!

by Deandakin July 21, 2012

bone hawk

When one guy tries to check out another guy's unit at the urinal.

I hate pissing next to Fred. He always tries to bone hawk me.

by jdogtex December 27, 2008

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
(References available)

Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...

Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.

by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009

Bone Thugs N Harmony

Real true thugs off da double Glock. They are one of the only real niggas now, not like the faggots Nelly, Ja rule, 50, P. Diddy. Bone dont have to rap about girls and cars like those hip-pop sluts. They are the real definition of true real thugs.

sawed off 12 gauges and mac-10s :)

by Leathaface August 1, 2003

naughty bone

1. The state of male erotic attraction. Often used with "the".
Antonym: "frowny bone".
2. The part of the sexual psyche that responds to erotic stimulus.

1. "Omar's got the naughty bone for you."
2. "Omar's costume really tickled my naughty bone."

by Jim McGinty November 8, 2005