Borking

That thing where you go to puke and stop yourself

'The doc keeps looking at my messed up leg and borking'

by CockRocket July 17, 2009

Bork

1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.

1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.

by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

borked

something that is fucked up beyond beleif...

holy shit my computer is borked i cant even turn this on

My word not yours cory windham!

by asdf November 17, 2002

Borking

The act of "snot rocketing", or projecting semen out of a womans nose after a man ejaculates in said woman's nasal cavity.

"Did you hear about Sara? She took that load in the nose from John and started borking everywhere!!!"

by Dr. Doal Gnob January 27, 2010

Bork

To vomit, throw up.

"My goodness, that doggy just borked all over my birkenstocks"

by Fox Handybread June 23, 2007

Bork

When something fails to work or breaks.

'Aww man my computer just borked'

by Onyx Banana November 21, 2013

borke

a misspelled form of the word broke.

I just borked your girlfriend, bitch.

by David Hasslehoff June 23, 2005