Brandin

Only when the stork partially suffocates the Brandon whilst giving birth, does it morph into a Brandin. This failed life-giving process causes the spelling change in the name. A Brandin may be seen with his head down muttering "Why?" under his breath.

Hey, what's your name?

-Brandin.

Like, B-R-A-N-D-O-N?

-Nah, with an I.

Oh... sorry.

by spiceness April 19, 2011

Brandie

A Great Mom!!!. She is very funny,caring,big-hearted,Nice,Generous,Good-Looking, And Gorgeous. She Is Very Tall usually with bright blue eyes and a very slender body. she will comfort you in your darkest of days. and will always put the "fun" on boring afternoons. she is usually a woman in her twenties and will take it as a compliment if you say she looks younger. (BTW). She does.

Guy 1: Isn't she great!.
Guy 2: Yeah!!. She Is So Gorgeous.
(Both Guys): Run Over and Kiss Brandie.

by Kf2004 November 23, 2018

Spinal Branding

The art of drilling a hole in your Girlfriends spine and ejaculating on the vertebrae to form an unbreakable bond what can never be broken.

Girlfriend : I'm leaving you for an African

Boyfriend : No way bitch your vertebrae is mine forever we made a bond so suck my penny whistle!

Girlfriend : You win lets fuck each others knee caps.

Spinal Branding is for life, not for African's...

by yeah you know! April 10, 2010

Brandi bailey

Person that loves poo

Why must Brandi Bailey eat so much poo.

by star farts #lolz February 21, 2015

wolf branding

When someone throws-up and it resembles any kind of chili.

-The other night while laying in bed after a long night of drinking, my wife wolf branded all over her self.

-guy #1: What is wrong with you?
-guy #2: I thinking about wolf branding.

by TerryD September 8, 2010

Brandi

The act of charming and wooing opponents, with both demeanor and lust provoking attire, as a means of manipulation and distraction during competitive sport.

(Origin of the word is derived from the ever devious pro poker player, Brandi Hawbaker (a.k.a. the "Paris Hilton of Poker"). Notorious for her scandalous behaviour and revealing apparel.)

Despite Mike and Jake's attempts to brandi themselves during the beach volleyball tournament their team failed to win. Little did they know, the beautiful ladies they were playing against were all lesbians.

by Ariel Agassi January 2, 2009

Brandism

The religion of Russell Brand or also known as the Russelligion. The genius on legs has FINALLY been awarded what he quite frankly should of had the day he was born HIS VERY OWN BEAUTIFUL RELIGION. citin'. Brandians are the name of his worshipers who take these nine brandmants very seriously.

1. When using everday words you must convert them into a Brand phrase.
eg. 'That is exciting' now simply becomes - 'Citin!!! Also ridiculous becomes ridicularse. etc.

2. Thou shall always buy the right kind of cat food.

3. Thou shall not miss Saturday night mass. (BBC radio 2 show)

4. One must always treat animals fairly.

5. No prisons, punishment is totally conducted by PIN PINing.

6. Thou shall always refer to the Booky Wook if ever in doubt

7. If bookywook is signed thou shall make a shrine to russell (and from time to time collect things he has touched to make a collection of holyness)

8. Hair must be massive at all times. Elnett hairspray shall always be used

9. One must always acknowledge the appearance of new boots.

If any of these brandments are broken and/or disused, one shall be punished by severe PIN PINING and squashing under some holy rootin' tootin' boots.

Viva la Russolution

When one is faced with such questions as -

"whats your religion?"
"what is god"
"what are your beleifs"

One must simply answer, "Im a brandian, Russell brand is my god, And my beleifs are in the Brandism Bible which states that the Russolution is coming, I can feel it in my hair"

by SohoAnn January 22, 2008