boof

a male queef, also known as a #3

bro some air got caught in my stream, I boofed so hard

by guacomolesimulator August 25, 2018

boof

if while smoking a bowl one is to cough and blow the weed everywhere, they boofed.

"dont boof", sauce

by sirripsallot June 12, 2009

boof

to stick something up your ass (usually drugs) in an effort to hide it or as a delivery method to get high on drugs

after trying to shoot dope multiple times and missing, I decided to just boof them instead

by turdbot January 10, 2016

boof

verb meaning have anal sex with, particularly GAS (gay anal sex)
Often used in the figurative, rather than literal sense

Yo, that fruity dude keeps staring at your package, I think he wants to boof you.

Man, this car is such a piece of shit. That fat bastard at the used car lot boofed me royally.

by frankiesaysrelax November 1, 2003

boof

to fart

one of those words that sounds really weird after saying it over and over again for a little while

"EEwwww that guy over there won't stop boofing!"
boof. boof. boof. boof. boof. boof. boof. boof. boof.

by mmmmdelicious December 10, 2008

boof

to hide valuables in a tube that is then hidden further by shoving the tube up one's vagina

bob: omg did u hear about the female inmate who boofed a cigar tube with money in it?

chuck: no i didnt

by mikeloveskylah January 1, 2008

boof

slang term for a Canadian

We've have to move because boofs bought the house next door.

There's too many damn boofs here, let's leave.

by Fredrico Biakabutuka August 19, 2007